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"White and pure like thenew fallen snow. Delicate, awaiting. Fragile and ovoid. Just a tad reeking of sulphur." - Egg Jr |
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 In 1977 Michael Carmichael began his masterwork by painting a baseball. 25 years later he is now the proud owner of the largest paintball in the world with over 18,000 coats of paint. A life's passion, flawless execution. |
 China chases renegade ostrich Taiwan on a downtown street. China asserts that Taiwan is an internal matter, of no concern to the world community. |
 Pope Paul considers retirement while b-boy busts funky fresh moves for the Holy See. Another historic first for popedom and pimpdom, alike. |
 Military kilt: $80.00 Freshing your bollocks with the Queen: priceless. |
 Isidro Mejia lives to tell about the time he was very impressed with a nailgun. |
 The tires were balanced. |
 Firemen pitch in with quarters and technique to win the featured prize. |
 Who says you can't have fun in Greenland with 780 gallons of meat dye? Not me. Anymore. |
 no that ain't funny atal. |
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If you liked this at all, imagine what we could do.
Seems like a good place for a manefesto. But don't know if you can take it? Can you? Didn't think so. Issues abound, like funny haha or funny strange? Eternal bliss waves a mantra of decadence that is far too often not found today. Don't you think? Didn't think so. Credible? Crucible? Crusadable? Ah, cruxable. That was the one that made all the difference. A good time was had by all. Hillarity ensues. France surrenders. Nothing so stale as a witless egg, nothing so fresh as pure sulfur.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
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