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Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had ProblemsIn Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary... read more The Patience of JobVoltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." T... read more Dumb LuckI've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor ... read more A French Teachers Memories: First Day at SchoolDespite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary schools, and my requests, ... read more The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a lo... read more Cheer-Leadership or All I Need to Know About Business I Learned from CheerleadingThanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being d... read more Poor Rixs Almanac 8-27-05Hey, Poor Rix: What do you think about school food? ? Former Student Poor Rix ate lu... read more A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer JokesLawyer Jokes Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer? <... read moreStopping Bad Breath Bart"Pee-ew! You smell like a skunk soaking in sardine nectar for a week." American Independence ? The True StoryIt was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective m... read more Funny Things We DreamI often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whac... read more The Zapp PrincipleMy dad's lab was a mess, but then it was always a mess. This time it was a lightly charred... read more Playing Go-Between in the Digital AgeNOTE: This article was originally published in May 2000 at *spark-online.com when my grand... read more Health Club Regulars ?- Some of the People Youre Likely To Meet at the GymOne of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise eq... read more Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on PsychiatryA few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist. We talked about how I was feeling. I r... read more |
Saving SpongeBob Using High TechPut Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobs Spong eBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an Active RFID Satellite Tags in the SpongeBobs so we can track them to the culprits. This would surely be a major deterrent to the kidnappers. Such a plan would insure the safe return of Hostages such as SpongeBob and catch the people terrorizing him? SpongeBob needs protection and apparently we could use some practice catching kidnappers and those who terrorize our most valuable people? Apparent ly the temptation to break one's ethical code is easy if you reduce the crime of theft or kidnapping to a prank? Catching these thieves who steal the SpongeBob using the latest technology makes a lot of sense. SpongeBob has been found on top of Fraternity Houses, floating in the lake and even left for dead along the roadside. With modern technology, we can save him, Active RFID technology has come a long way and the price per tag is coming down to make it a valuable tool to re-capture SpongeBob until the next prankster removes him again from his happy home. "Lance Winslow" - If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net /wttbbs |
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